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You are reading topic "More Gay Marriage Jibber-jabber" in forum "Gay Marriages and Unions."

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(Posted Monday, February 23, 2004, 2:42:00 AM)

OK... yeah, I didn't make this up. I just swiped it off of another board (a non-gay one, imagine that!):

1.Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counrty. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "seperate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

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(Posted Monday, February 23, 2004, 8:25:00 AM)

Great list! Too bad it will go over the heads of most conservatives. I think it's a requirement that your irony gland be removed before voting Republican.

Regarding #9: http://www.marryyourpet.com/

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(Posted Wednesday, February 25, 2004, 12:10:00 AM)

Check out this link. Then click on the pic of the gay male couple: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040225/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_gay_marriage&cid=544&ncid=716

This is the first time I've ever seen the words "his husband" printed in a news article. My God, I never realized just how beautiful that sounds.

This post was edited 2/25/2004 12:11:28 AM by chpoof.

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(Posted Tuesday, March 09, 2004, 2:39:00 PM)

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